Saturday, May 06, 2006

I'm Focused Baby

People are generally so self-centered, at least I am. For example, I really want to write about what I'm studying, I want to drown you in theoretic minutiae so you'll be impressed with how smart I am.

But I'm not. I'm not going to write about the gory details and I'm no genius.

Digressing, tomorrow I will go to church; I had stroganoff for breakfast. Gas prices are high, and the Penn State men's volleyball team is playing for the national title tonight. I went to the semifinals.

Knowing that I have truly enlightened you and shown you how to construct a tightly focused paragraph, I'll now have to ask you why you don't like ketchup.

7 Comments:

At 9:20 PM, Blogger ITF said...

But I do. In moderation and in the proper context.

 
At 11:02 PM, Anonymous arby said...

...because the smoke gets in my eyes.

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Delia said...

i agree w/itf

 
At 9:00 AM, Blogger Dorcas said...

a) I would enjoy a glimpse of what you're studying. Explaining it in housewife terms would be great teaching practice for you.
b) I already think you're a genius.
c) church=good
d) stroganoff=nutritious
e) gas prices=bad
f) taking a volleyball-watching break=good
g) ketchup is too sweet

 
At 6:24 PM, Anonymous Myron said...

I don't like ketchup because it overpowers the taste of the salt and other good stuff in my fries.

 
At 7:00 PM, Blogger Byran said...

I heard that ketchup is one of the rare English words (the only word?!?) that has its roots in China.

 
At 7:01 PM, Blogger Byran said...

Dorcas, I'm working on the explanation of what I'm studying.

 

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