The Recorded A Cappella Review Board (RARB) is a website that allows a cappella groups to send in their albums to be objectively and thoroughly reviewed, ostensibly by people that know something about a cappella music. A
stated goal of RARB is to give the public honest insight into the merits of the submitted albums.
Honestly, I don't know the size of RARB's readership or the status they enjoy in the a cappella community, but several excellent and famous groups have submitted albums, including
GLAD,
The Bobs,
The Swingle Singers,
Rescue, and the
Acoustix, so their opinion--though really and truly only their opinion--should be regarded with some degree of respect.
All you have to do to get reviewed by these folks is record an a cappella album and send, like, six of those albums to where they tell you. So, AHQ did--twice. The review system is set up so that three people independently review the album, and it is compiled at the end into a single review, complete with ratings of each song and five different technical categories.
We didn't have real high hopes when we sent in
Lookin' Up to be reviewed. In fact, if I recall correctly TT had real questions with sending it in at all. But we did, and we were predictably skewered, particularly by one reviewer. He calls us "square," says that much of the album consists of "facile melodies and cheesy lyrics," and opines that we "utterly slaughter" those songs that happen to have good arrangements. Furthermore, we're "completely devoid of soul and expression." He criticizes our arranging, songs, solo voices--almost everything. The other reviewers were a bit more kind. One even liked us.
In my life in general, I'm rather sensitive to criticism. But with AHQ, that sensitivity threshold increases dramatically. Well, except for criticism of our latest album cover. That gets to me a little bit. But then, it's sort of understandable. But regarding our singing, I don't get bothered to a large degree when people tell us that our endings are too outlandish, they don't like a certain song, or we just plain stink. In fact, I think those things are interesting, and in the case of RARB, many of the criticisms had their basis in fact.
When we recorded our latest album, it was a no-brainer to us to get it reviewed by RARB. We knew it was better than our last one, and we (some of us at least) were anxious to see what would come of the second go-around. TT wasn't impressed when he saw that one of our reviewers was the same one who blasted us last time. He wasn't expecting very good scores, though I had hopes of good scores. Or at least I was confident that it would be better than last time.
And the
Purpose review was better. Much better. Our basher became our fan. The worst thing anyone said about us is that we were bland. Well, except for the comments on our religious presentation, which are very interesting in their own right.
I like RARB, and I don't even mind that many of you folks reading this will surf on over and see how terrible we really are, though it would be interesting to hear if their reviews affect your opinion of our music in any way. Just don't bash RARB, take it as informed opinion. These sorts of yardsticks are valuable to us, because most people that listen to us probably aren't musically equipped to give an informed critique of our technical prowess, and for the ones that are, there is no forum set up in which that could happen. Besides that, being personally involved with a group makes it difficult to shoot straight with them.
So that's RARB, a fascinating study in opinion and honesty.