So whaddaya do when the little guy starts reenacting those Old Testament Bible stories you read to him?

My two brothers were going at it, one was David, the other was Goliath. After some prodding, things went so far as the younger releasing the imaginary stone and hitting the giant in the head, causing him to fall forward onto the ground, dead, from the couch upon which he was standing.

He never went through with the post-attack beheading. I think he'd been trained too thoroughly in nonviolence for that.