Jokes about Stupid People
I was thinking, it's interesting that you hear jokes about "stupid" educated people, but never about stupid farmers or framers or truck drivers. Course, I know there's plenty of those out there (the classic, Urban U is beating Rural U so Urban U fans take out their keys, shake them, and chant, "Start your tractor
That's not to say that they should be made intimidated and insecure by me, a college graduate. They shouldn't. Truly, I am intimidated and insecure at times about the amazing stuff farmers and handymen can do.
Ok, here's the joke, you've probably heard it before. And it doesn't bother me, honest:
A man comes to a farmer in search of a job. The farmer says, Sure, here's a broom, go over and sweep that building.
The man says, Sir, you don't understand. I'm a college graduate.
The farmer says, Please, just go over and sweep the building.
The man again says, Sir, you...you don't understand, I'm a college graduate.
The farmer frowns slightly, but repeats. Please, if you want a job, just go over and sweep that building.
The man is exasperated, and says the third time, SIR, you REALLY don't underSTAND. I'M a college GRADuate.
The farmer looks at him and his face lights up. Ohhhhhh, I see. In that case, here, let me show you how.


1 Comments:
A kid at work told me a very funny joke today. But it takes a physical action to tell, so I can't repeat it here.
Tom
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