If I every write a sitcom, I think I'll use as my recurring, thematic punchline this gem of a phrase: "Are you saying I'm fat?"
There are so many comedic opportunities here.
A log of the days and times of Byran Smucker: a happily-married, left-handed, tenor-singing, fair-thinking, Jesus-believing, familyandfriendsandchurchandfootballandbasketball-loving, graduate student in Statistics and Operations Research at Penn State, who’s a Mennonite to boot.
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especially after watching "super size this." talk about a movie/documentary with no punch.
rande
By, are you getting fat?
I think my phrase would be "Stick it up thy butter churn!"
Tom
Oh SNORT! That is so hysterical. Go for it Tom, as always, I'll be your number one fan supporting you all the way. (How could I not on this one? That's the funniest thing I heard all day, but then, it hasn't been such an amusing day, so...)
Ag
Hey, could we join forces on this one too? If you let me climb aboard, I'll let you help me write my kids books. See, there is going to be a series, I don't know what the series will be called yet, but the first book is going to be called, "Horace Humphry and the Hideous Hiccups". Don't laugh. I have ever intention of writing it someday.
That's not original with me, I wish it was.
You know what, my favorite literary tool is alliteration! Seriously! What a great title.
Tom
Yeah, that's cool.
Tom, did you hear that line from work? That's hilarious!
Sorry, I forgot to put my name down.
Again. Man, I really need to go to bed.
David.
'Fraid not, I never hear anything even remotely approaching a fraction of that tame at work. It was one of the sayings on a card or something called "Amish Road Rage."
well, ARE you saying i'm fat, by?
Q
Q, that's a big non-10-4!
I think you need a new job then...
Amish road rage??? Is that when the buggies pass each other going up hill???
Lauren
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