A-chew! ... Excuse Me
Before class today, a friend of mine offers me some gum, which I accept and begin chewing. I chew, as any person normally would, for about an hour and a quarter, at which point the gum begins to soften noticeably in my mouth, to a consistency not unlike that of mud. It soon worsens, degenerating further into a gooey, unchewable, bad-tasting mess. This all happens in my mouth, folks. I grimace just thinking about it. I try to spit it out, but it's too runny. It makes a little mess, a spot on my shirt that was blue and looked as if someone had eaten jello and then had a stomach-ache.
posted by Byran @ 8:17 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
No! That's hysterical! "So THAT's what Mennonites 'chew.'" Thanks for the laugh. My horizons have just broadened.
EWWW! That's not as gross as watching a cat cough up a hair-ball! Don't ask me why, but I stood, transfixed, unable to peel my eyes from this heaving ball of cat. And then, presto, there it was. I began to gag and make other wretched, spewing noises. It was SO gross.
Ag
Oh!!!! I haD THAT EXACT same thing happen to me when I was out in PA for Youth Institute on the last night. I ended up wswallowing the whole disgusting mess, it was really sick. And I was seated in the amen corner, so lots of people got to see me making doubtlessly nasty faces... SICK!!!! I haddn't previously known gum disolved, but I sure learned!!!!
Lauren
um, in the future by, i'd advise you to stay away from that friend's gum. what do they put in their gum these days, anyway?
Speaking of gum. Last night, just for the sake of doing it, I chewed five pieces of bubble gum, simultaneously. Not pretty. My jaw ached. Don't try it! It will cause you to gag and drool, and your friends won't like you.
Ag
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