A Key and a Reason

They say that a man should gain about a pound a year once he gets
married. The key to busting that little standard is not to be a beanpole
when you marry! My dad was 155 and my uncle John was a big
one-three-zero! My, my, my. Just make sure you're a bit solid before
you tie the knot. Then you have a better chance.

There's a reason that golf is such a difficult game. It has to do with
the high percentage of actions that have to be done at a high level. In
basketball for instance, you are successful if you succeed 50% of the
time. In baseball, 33% success will do. In soccer, you lose the ball
all the time. But in golf, you have to hit good shot after good shot to
even give yourself a chance to be successful.