I with there were 36 hours in a day,
I could sleep 18 and still have 18 to play
(and study and work out).

-Once I was at a New Year’s Eve party and they wanted me to make a New Year’s resolution. I was in my final year of high school, and I didn’t know what else to say so I said “I want to make sure and graduate this year.”

-The question was asked at Prayer Meeting tonight: what would you rate yourself, holiness-wise, on a scale of 1 to 5? A wise lady spoke up and said, probably the closer to five you get the more likely you will be to give yourself a one or two.

-I bet that David Phelps considered the song “Virtuoso” to be the title cut of his new album, but then decided against it because of the arrogance it might project.

-Two criminals in the UK escaped their prison because it was to “open” and turned themselves in at a stricter one. They had stopped using drugs, but the open prison was so infested with them, they found it hard to pursue their new path of uprightness. They were not punished, but allowed to stay at the stricter prison.