Oh, boy, I'm just not very good at doing the joke thing.

'Cause see, even if I try to, I don't have the heart to carry it through.

Tom and Kon, however, are the masters. Tom once convinced me that pointing the remote control at his glasses and pressing the volume button hurt his eyes. He doesn't seem to care if people believe whatever, he just thinks it's funny.

But me? I'm a softy or something.

Just in case rumors have already started: AHQ is not getting 10 million dollars anytime soon! It was a scam!!

I think.