Tom sent me some singer jokes, and I picked only the very best.


What's the difference between the baritone part and a kaleidoscope?
One is an endless array of random patterns geared towards a four year old mentality, and the other is a small tube containing bits of glass you put up to your eye and rotate.

How many bass singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, five, one, five, one, five ...

Why do bad choruses do so much choreography?
1. To try to get away from the sound.
2. It's harder to hit a moving target.